1. Smell Cate's bum to see if she has a dirty diaper (It's a show-her-some-dignity thing; she's small, but she's a person.)
2. Taste baby food (Ick. I just can't stomach the thought, even if it's organic and even before I was pregnant.)
3. Lick a pacifier after it fell on the ground (Cate wasn't much for pacifiers anyway.)
4. Sanitize a grocery cart before putting Cate in it (She's been sick one time in a year and I swear it's because she gets plopped right into those carts with no wipe down.)
One year down.
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